Political Fallout: Got God?: Get Your Official Sam Brown Christian Conservative Values Scale
Excerpted from this post at Political Fallout
Just in the Saint Nick of time, God's Senator, Sam Brownback, came out of Kansas's closet and announced he's a "full-scale conservative." In his bid to become God's President, Brownback weighed in on his own Christian Conservative Ideology, tipping the scales on his new invention and campaign product, The Official Sam Brownback Christian Conservative Values Scale. Self-anointed, "The Chosen One," Brownback announced plans to form an exploratory committee in Iowa and plans to set up temples across the state to help spread the Boss's word through his candidacy.