An alternative "Condition Of The State" address to the Iowa Legislature by
Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack:

Hello everybody. Sorry I'm late. Had to fill up the new Yukon with E85 and we had a real bitch of a time finding a pump.

Wait a second, I just got a message on one of my two Blackberrys. If you thought I was bad with email a few years ago, you've got to believe when I say I'm all thumbs with a Blackberry.